News flash! Renewal of license includes getting a new photo taken. I am phobic about it. We all know that this is likely to be the most
Now, understand that I don’t judge this phenomenon and, in fact it is kind of cute
I soon knew why.
“Yes sir. 12:45”
“Don’t see it. But we take walk- ins. About two hour wait.”
Gaack! “Ok I guess.” What the hell happened to my online appointment?
Then he asks me in a flat tone of voice that betrayed all the abuse he has received of late, his body language perfectly arranged in pre-flinch anticipation -
“Original Birth Certificate?
"Social Security card?"
"Two forms of I.D. other, like utilities bill, insurance card or mortgage statement?"
Then he pointed to the not very well communicated new rules
Really? NO, REALLY?
I had none of it on me. Nor did a lot of people applying for a license, apparently, hence the
At least I have “my papers.” Just not with me.
Crump! BLAM! I felt my head exploding. I was going to
Slinking back to the car, I drove back home, again blessedly eluding the smokies and gathered all the documents I needed. All the while I
After two of them asked why I had so much paper with me, I gave
Then the thought hit us both at the same time: WWBOD?
That pesky original birth certificate requirement could sure leave him
And, of course, my new license photo looks like